Fertilizer for the Funnybone

DISCLAIMER: The views represented in this book are not necessarily the views of the United States Department of Agriculture. BUT THEY SHOULD BE! In the increasingly competitive and challenging world of farming, surely a book is needed to educate farmers on how to increase their crop yields. Okay, so this isn’t that book. Or…is it? What if what every farmer really needs is just a good laugh?

Gary Guest or “Double G” as he’s known, loves three things: 1. Being a farmer; 2. Dirt; and 3. Making people laugh. In Fertilizer For The Funnybone, he’s fulfilled that mission in sowing a collection of humorous anecdotes, poems, and witty one-liners sure to reap a bountiful harvest of laughter. Guest also loves his wife of 40 years who plays a prominent role in the book, as well as serving as his “typist, editor, conscience and sometimes waitress.” Whether you’re a lifetime farmer or a city-slicker, you’re sure to love this book and the author ’s infectious and delightful brand of self-deprecating humor. From “Me a writer? That might be a stretch” to “You might be a Cattleman if…” to the “Dear Double G” not so sage advice columns, this book lives up to its name!

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About the Author

Gary Guest

Gary Guest

“Meet Gary Guest.  His family and friends consider him a storyteller.  And now this storyteller is anxious to share his tales with the rest of the world.  In this, his first offering, “Fertilizer For The Funnybone,” Guest hopes to induce laughter from all its readers.  Some of the short stories and anecdotes will make you think and reflect on a simpler time not that many years ago.  Almost all of the content you find here centers around Guest’s agricultural life.
Gary and his wife Denise have called southern Illinois home all their lives in and around Washington County.  There they have raised four children and ten grandkids (so far).  Their small grain and cattle farm sustains their family and faith first lifestyle and creates more than enough incidents for the author to make fun of himself.  Gary loves making new friends and is fond of saying, “I have friends all over the world…Most of them I just haven’t met yet.”
You’ll make a new friend when you laugh along with Fertilizer For The Funnybone.

Reviews

Fertilizer for the Funnybone Reviews

Gary’s stories are very entertaining. You don’t have to be raised on a farm to enjoy his humor. His love for his family, friends and his profession come through in every tale and poem. – Reviewed by Fredrick D. Bonk via Amazon


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Incredibly funny, down-to-earth humor! I would definitely recommend it to everyone! – Heather Newcomb via Amazon

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Fertilizer for the Funnybone spreads the funny manure far and wide. Filled with witticisms and wisdom we see the funny side of life in the country whether it be farming, cattle, or family. Gary Guest gives us a great vivid picture. Short story featuring Santa and the Sow will become a Christmas classic. Gary's humor will brighten our days for many years to come. Thank you for the laughs. – Reviewed by Anonymous

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This book was a nice quick read its quirky little tales were able to be read even if you only had a couple of minutes and wanted a giggle. I would like to get more Funnybone tickles. I especially liked the ending. It's one to keep handy when you're feeling down. It will perk you right up.- Reviewed by Anonymous

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Carry Gary Guest’s book in your pocket. Tuck Fertilizer for the Funnybone in the glove compartment and pull it out for a re-read when you need a laugh. Always sure to give you giggles.

Makes country life with a cattleman a rich joy-filled experience. Part poetry and part prose this book is sure to give you vivid images to remember with a smile. I nominate this one for the good humor award of the year. - Reviewed by Anonymous

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Fertilizer for the Funnybone is a good fun humor shared by a farmer for all to share. Reading this book brought back memories that I have from summers spent on my uncle's farm. Anyone wanting a wholesome laugh should give this book a try. It's full of them. -Reviewed by Michelle

Welcome to the funny side of farming. Author Gary Guest demonstrates the humor in his life and marriage. This humorous glimpse into the farming community opens your eyes wide to the side never seen before. I give this 5 out of 5 cow pies for laughter! – Reviewed by Ann

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Fertilizer for the Funnybone spreads the funny manure far and wide. Filled with witticisms and wisdom we see the funny side of life in the country whether it be farming, cattle, or family. Gary Guest gives us a great vivid picture. Short story featuring Santa and the Sow will become a Christmas classic. Gary's humor will brighten our days for many years to come. Thank you for the laughs. – Reviewed by Paula

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Carry Gary Guest’s book in your pocket. Tuck Fertilizer for the Funnybone in the glove compartment and pull it out for a re-read when you need a laugh. Always sure to give you giggles.

Makes country life with a cattleman a rich joy-filled experience. Part poetry and part prose this book is sure to give you vivid images to remember with a smile. I nominate this one for the good humor award of the year. – Reviewed by JJ

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This book was a nice quick read its quirky little tales were able to be read even if you only had a couple of minutes and wanted a giggle. I would like to get more Funnybone tickles. I especially liked the ending. It's one to keep handy when you're feeling down. It will perk you right up. -Reviewed by Carole

 

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