Before the Past Escapes Us
A compilation of short stories where characters search deep within themselves to confront the life changing events of their past that have led them to the present. A fiction book ranging across many genres from horror to lighthearted comedy.
$17.99
Fertilizer for the Funnybone
DISCLAIMER: The views represented in this book are not necessarily the views of the United States Department of Agriculture. BUT THEY SHOULD BE! In the increasingly competitive and challenging world of farming, surely a book is needed to educate farmers on how to increase their crop yields. Okay, so this isn’t that book. Or…is it? What if what every farmer really needs is just a good laugh? Gary Guest or “Double G” as he’s known, loves three things: 1. Being a farmer; 2. Dirt; and 3. Making people laugh. In Fertilizer For The Funnybone, he’s fulfilled that mission in sowing a collection of humorous anecdotes, poems, and witty one-liners sure to reap a bountiful harvest of laughter. Guest also loves his wife of 40 years who plays a prominent role in the book, as well as serving as his “typist, editor, conscience and sometimes waitress.” Whether you’re a lifetime farmer or a city-slicker, you’re sure to love this book and the author ’s infectious and delightful brand of self-deprecating humor. From “Me a writer? That might be a stretch” to “You might be a Cattleman if…” to the “Dear Double G” not so sage advice columns, this book lives up to its name!
$12.99
Fertilizer for the Funnybone II
Back for the second round of belly roars, Gary Guest is still dishing up the humor by dishing on the hilarious events in his life as a farmer. Roll with Gary as he tells tales that are almost too funny to be true…but not quite…because most of them are true!
$14.99
Shorts
The world is dying. The music is fading. The day began as any other. A farmer goes about his day telling jokes to his cows. A baseball player finds his season cut short. A man finds the courage to take the stand and testify against his abusers. A group of twelve-year-old boys are about to learn one of life’s many lessons. A young woman has her entire life figured out when that train crossed her path. A hermit stumbles upon a terrifying wolf like creature. Elves and witches are on a voyage to find the temple. A dangerous surf is fast approaching as word of possible terrorism comes. Will the last ship arrive in time? The planet is dying. The world is on fire.
$19.99
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